Me @ writers: you just make that shit up from your brain???
*squints at the three lines in Word that have remained unchanged for weeks* In theory
Ocean Waves Carry Me Away
21|Taken CisHet White Boy|He/Him/They| Horny 25/7 | I run multiple blogs
A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city
right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!
11 year old: Michigan is in America
right wingers:
YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR
comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground
The hero we all need
OP, how could you not include his other great works?
Is casting some kind of leather? And why the fuck is YouTube orange? Can you customize nightmode now?
boot up, Bitch
Boot up, Bitch!
MOOD! #2019goals
(Source: everythingstarstuff)
every time i see the word peonies without context
I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS
BUT I KNOW A
BITCH
WHEN I SEE ONE
everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao